Dragon Age Inquisition : Complete Josephine Romance With Final Scene

Female Inquisitor sits like a dude and walks like a gorilla. Heh.

The Inquisitor Was Paired With: "Cassandra, Leliana, Cullen, Mother
Giselle, Finoa, Chamceler Rodrick, 3 Arls, 2 Counts, and some guy named
Philip, I don't even think Philip Exsists" xD

seems complicated how about a "nice shoes lets fuck" option bioware?

So she's basically bisexual Tali eh? (Mass effect guy about to try his
first dragon age)

Damn it, why can't I be a rapier-wielding duelist anywhere else in the
game? Dual daggers, sword and shield, big ass greatsword...but you can't
just be a swordsman. I hate that.

This is weird. No dude in his right mind would let some chick steal a
woman from him.

And public homosexuality would NEVER fly in a dignified era, such as the
one in Dragon Age.

I guess it's not ironic that it's imaginary.

Soo... They moved the sofa just to get a better backdrop? Damnit inquisitor
moving that thing back and forth could harm your back and then coryphytits
win!

Why do straight guys only get a choice between 2 love interests, when
straight women get 4?

1 of the love interests isn't even part of the main party.

Too bad there are no "bed" scenes with Josephine. It made her kind of an...
anti-climactic... romance choice. Face it, we all want those bed scenes. :)

I mean, the only other option is Cassandra, I'm quite limited here!

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I can think of what he would really say off script

Man: Enough of this craziness Jospehene, in bed she cannot get bigger
inside you.

Jospehene: But I love her.

Man: Jospehene, enough forbidden desires for it's un- holy. The fact that
your suggesting that I surrender to a woman for your love is absurd . I
am a man and you two are ladies, by birth men are your kings somewhat.

Jospehene: I don't want you.

Man: If the inquisiter was a man I would yield in honor,but she isn't a man
. TImes like this two women must be forced into bed with a man for herself.
You two are maidens and will learn your place amongst men. As for the
inquisiter, all I need now is another man to take your so called lover.

Inquisiter: By what authority!

Man: Dont you dare challenge my authority MAIDEN! I will not be out classed
by a woman who say that her dick is bigger than mine's, and every
born son out there. How dare you wear pants as if your my equal, woman! I
will cut your clothes off and show everyone how manly your really are.

Inquisiter: You fool, I need not answer to you.

Man: You dare call our grooms women and brides women! That sound like death
to me. A bride was created for her groom only, I would lift your skirt and
remind everyone who you are, but you wear drag.

The man raise sword.

Man: Come man, since you want any mans woman, I will show you how brutal
a man can get for his bride.

There's no bed scenes with Josie? 

romance kinda sucked in this game. Josephines romance just felt kinda lame
and cheesy and didnt really fit my inquisitors personality entirely. And
then cassandra..well...i just cant really get into her. why cant they go
back to romance options like leliana and morrigan? ashley and liara(though
i didnt much care for ashleys personality but she was still kinda hot)?
they did a decent job with joesphine even though she wasnt a companion but
i feel like it works considerably better when they are companions. I just
never really felt like i WANTED to romance her. I was just kinda like...eh
whatever i gotta romance one of them. The old bioware romances just felt so
much more interesting and appealing for some reason.

Josephine was copping a feel big time during that final scene.

After I speak with leliana I do not get the romance prompt instead I get
stuff about tevinter and coryphaeus and then afterwards i do not get the
same reply 

Pity you just go to first base with Josephine. Would have loved to go
through with her all the way!

Where did you get the boat from?

HELP! Leliana gave me the speech about Josephine, and I declared I liked her
but the following scene never came up, with josephine asks to discuss
somewhere more private.
How do i advance my romance with her? Haven't flirted with anyone else :c

Am I the only one who bursted out laughing when OP got the achievement and
the sound came on when she said "I love you" timing was perfect and oh boy
I couldn't stop laughing

God, the romances in this game suck, lol.